BONUS FEATURES

The Game of Life

How to play:

  1. Center the gif on your screen

  2. Close your eyes and take three screenshots

  3. Check the screenshots and add up the points. They will add up to a maximum of 15 points- the higher your score, the better you are at the Game of Life!

  4. There is one bonus card worth 15 points- if you get that one, you automatically win!

The SHAY&EZRA Dictionary

  • Nar / Nar Nar / Ba-Nar-Nar

    Banana

  • Bloobs

    Blueberries

  • Footbutt's Scale

    First introduced by the esteemed Dr. Footbutt in the late 1700s, the measurement is a ratio of the height of a creature’s foot to the height of its butt. For example, a penguin scores very low on the Footbutt Scale, while a giraffe scores very high. This unit of measure is often used to analyze dogs on the streets on New York City.

  • Mah-shers

    Mushrooms

  • The Fairness Squad

    A team of misfit superheros that didn’t quite make the cut, but they do their best. Founding members include Slippery Man, Colonel Chomp, Sleep Ninja, and Ghostbird (aka Ronnie).

  • Cron

    Crane

  • Harps

    Herbs

  • Rickety Jim and Bob Wobble

    Business partners whose families have been manufacturing tables for centuries. Their methods are ancient, and their tables are a comforting staple in our society, despite the partners’ lack of carpentry know-how. 

  • Stan Still

    A relatively new player in the table manufacturing business and the direct competitor of Rickety Jim and Bob Wobble. You can always tell when you encounter one of his pieces by its quality and stability. “Yep! That’s a Stan Still!”

  • Fash

    Fish

  • Birb / Barb

    Bird

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